sovereigneriu said: "What say we set up a vacation to New Zealand? I'll ask Erin and Rowan if they can babysit for us."

"Yes! Can we rent a hobbit hole for a week? Or the whole damned village?"


2 weeks ago // 2 notes
I will be wild. I will be brutal. I will encircle you and conquer you. I will be more powerful than your boats and your swords and your blood lust. I will be inevitable. Iphigenia, from A Memory of Wind by Rachel Swirsky.  (via sourirefugace)

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2 weeks ago // 8,044 notes

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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2 weeks ago // 288,968 notes

kittykate666:

if u cant handle me at my strider u sure as helms deep dont deserve me at my aragorn

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2 weeks ago // 34,736 notes

hypotheticalyiff:

peetamellarkeys:

birdthenerd:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

(via yarnwhore)


2 weeks ago // 294,396 notes
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite musical

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Random fact about you

Thank

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM

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2 weeks ago // 761,782 notes

wxldflower:

ssweet-dispositionn:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Omg

applause for you omg

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2 weeks ago // 157,369 notes

deanthemonsterhunter:

dreamingdusk:

“men can’t be raped!”

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“men always want sex!”

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“men can always defend themselves!”

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“men can’t control their urge to rape women!”

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“men are inherently sexist!”

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“men are-“

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“men-“

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“m-“

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THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR EVER

THIS HAS REFILLED MY FAITH OF TUMBLR

THANK YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH FOR THIS

BLESS EVERYONE WHO LIKED AND REBLOGGED THIS POST

MAY YOU ALL LIVE HAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL LIVES FOR BEING OPENMINDED PEOPLE.

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2 weeks ago // 240,178 notes
Full Moon Dates for 2014

padalocked-up:

darkenedstiles:

wizardsdemigodsandtributes:

cmtilney:

she-snake:

thepinkowl:

January 15th
February 14th
March 16th
April 15th
May 14th
June 12th
July 12th
August 10th
September 8th
October 8th
November 6th
December 6th

for my followers who are werewolves

for my followers who are dating werewolves

to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves

for all my followers who want to become werewolves

for all my followers who hunt werewolves

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2 weeks ago // 391,810 notes